Nothing is more disgusting than the shell of the tampon after you take it out
,,
Move forward
and repeat after me with your heart:
“I no longer need you to fuck me as hard as I hated myself.”
Make love to me
like you know I am better
than the worst thing I ever did.
Buddy Wakefield, “We Were Emergencies” (via larmoyante)
(via dezzytron)
I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.
(via patrickwhy)
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
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